24.03.2014 в 13:38

Here's the Worst Voicemail You Can Ever Leave on a Girl's Phone

Best Quotes from the Voicemail

"I have no trouble meeting women. Women approach me 6 or 7 times a day." "Your friends were very jealous that I chose to approach you." "I'm working on a movie script so I'll be around all weekend." "I don't like leaving 2nd messages... I don't play that game.
" "It's now 4:30. I'm assuming you already left work, because people leave work early." "If I don't receive a call back by 3pm Thursday - I am no longer interested." "You can erase my number. I don't play games like that." "I'm very intelligent. I'm great in bed. I make great money." "Believe it or not, I'm a complete catch." "There's nothing wrong with me." "I'm one of the few guys in the city who has nothing wrong with him." "I'm giving you that 3 o'clock deadline. If I don't hear from you - You lose my number. I'm erasing yours right now." "Maybe you were abused in childhood... Your mother has cancer... you're going to chemo... maybe you have an anxiety disorder... Maybe something I'm unaware of." "Maybe you should look up passive aggressive personality disorder." "If you have psychological issues or you're on any medication for anxiety or depression - I'm not interested." "If you're psychologically normal and you haven't called me because there's been some horrible thing that happened in your life that prevented you, that's fine. But otherwise, don't call me. Okay? Bye."

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